Cat Game

I just couldn't help myself. So rarely do I get a chance to quote Super Troopers. I had this interaction today regarding a lizard terrarium:

To whom it may concern
i would like to buy this item mow if at all possible?
- orchidbytes

Our Response:

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Meow, I'm gonna sell this to you but I don't want to hear any more of this funny business.